That’s right folks we’re tying the knot

Matt and Issy are getting married

🧙‍♂️

Welcome to our cyber realm

🤖

Matt and Issy are getting married 🧙‍♂️ Welcome to our cyber realm 🤖

SAVE THE DATE

8th & 9th Aug

2025

Are you in or are you in my friend

Yeah no idea if this widget’s going to work, but lets see if we can finagle this thing

Oh yeah if you’re like 2 people can you submit twice I don’t want to see first name Jack last name Sophie please

Also please notice there’s no button for not in

The rest of the website is in progress I've been forced to a deadline

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The rest of the website is in progress I've been forced to a deadline 〰️

Featuring…..

Matt

Issy

Pepper

Salty (not attending)

 

More about
the day

Chew Stoke

Bristol

BS40 8XR

Where you gonna stay?

Where you gonna stay?

You got 4 options and you gotta pick one :

Also if you have a campervan you can rock up and stay there

Order of Service

Fri Day Night

Roll up roll up at around like 3pm (timing tbc) and see:

  • TERRIFYING INTRIGUE AT THE HANDS OF A MYSTERY ASSAILANT (by Marcus)

  • (light) beverages

  • Board games or something

  • A possibly shirtless man singing karaoke to the Prince of Egypt

  • and much more… (i’ve heard)

FYI Dinner is gonna be like fish and chips we’re only doing one big meal guys

If there’s anything you know about “Week(e)nd” it’s to “save your tears for another day” and that day is tomorrow - the big day, only these tears are hopefully good (welcome to one of the many poorly formed jokes in this web page)

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Saturday - the big one

the big day who knows what’s going to happen (Issy)

Watch this space

We’re gonna have tommy tables doing the tables:

https://beaconhilllanterns.com/

Sunday

Oh jeez this one’s gonna be rough guys

Out by 3pm

Contact Us

via the normal ways you should know our numbers I just know some bozo’s going to steal my number or email and send me spam so if you don’t want to message us like normal then use this form I guess.

It’ll go to some email I’ll never check but that’s the risk you’re gonna have to take

Otherwise call Issy *REDACTED*