That’s right folks we’re tying the knot
Matt and Issy are getting married
🧙♂️
Welcome to our cyber realm
🤖
Matt and Issy are getting married 🧙♂️ Welcome to our cyber realm 🤖
SAVE THE DATE
8th & 9th Aug
2025
Are you in or are you in my friend
Yeah no idea if this widget’s going to work, but lets see if we can finagle this thing
Oh yeah if you’re like 2 people can you submit twice I don’t want to see first name Jack last name Sophie please
Also please notice there’s no button for not in
The rest of the website is in progress I've been forced to a deadline
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The rest of the website is in progress I've been forced to a deadline 〰️
Featuring…..
Matt
Issy
Pepper
Salty (not attending)
More about
the day
Chew Stoke
Bristol
BS40 8XR
Where you gonna stay?
Where you gonna stay?
You got 4 options and you gotta pick one :
Also if you have a campervan you can rock up and stay there
Order of Service
Fri Day Night
Roll up roll up at around like 3pm (timing tbc) and see:
TERRIFYING INTRIGUE AT THE HANDS OF A MYSTERY ASSAILANT (by Marcus)
(light) beverages
Board games or something
A possibly shirtless man singing karaoke to the Prince of Egypt
and much more… (i’ve heard)
FYI Dinner is gonna be like fish and chips we’re only doing one big meal guys
If there’s anything you know about “Week(e)nd” it’s to “save your tears for another day” and that day is tomorrow - the big day, only these tears are hopefully good (welcome to one of the many poorly formed jokes in this web page)
Saturday - the big one
the big day who knows what’s going to happen (Issy)
Watch this space
We’re gonna have tommy tables doing the tables:
Sunday
Oh jeez this one’s gonna be rough guys
Out by 3pm
Contact Us
via the normal ways you should know our numbers I just know some bozo’s going to steal my number or email and send me spam so if you don’t want to message us like normal then use this form I guess.
It’ll go to some email I’ll never check but that’s the risk you’re gonna have to take
Otherwise call Issy *REDACTED*